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Oct 26, 2010

The Top 5 Reasons Men Don’t Get Laid

The Top 5 Reasons Men Don’t Get Laid

Some men are wise enough to know that a satisfying sex life is directly related to their efforts to give women what they want emotionally so they, as men, can get what they need physically. If your love life is on the skids, this 5 point checklist may give you an idea of what you are doing wrong.

(1) You Look Funny and Dress Weird

Remember your Mom saying “you never get a second chance to make a first impression?” Women are quick to size a guy up and make a judgment about his suitability for bedding. Really, we know in less than 60 seconds if we would ever sleep with you or not.

Not saying we will, but we definitely know if we won’t! And a lot of that is based on your visual presentation.

If you are past the age of 18, you should not be wearing jerseys, sneakers, baseball caps and jeans on dates…really, you shouldn’t be wearing that attire anywhere.  Dress like an adult why don’tcha? Baggy t-shirts are not appropriate attire for everyplace in the world. Big bellies, long unkempt hair, weird smells and dirty nails are not sexy.

If you are confused about a look that is flattering for your age and body type, visit a local men’s clothier; buy a clue and an outfit.

(2) Your Expectations for What You Think You Should Have Are Wack

Why do broke, wrinkled, 45 year old men think they have what it takes to date hot 21 year old college students? Why do you have a gut and three chins, but complain that a woman 15 lbs overweight is too fat and not sexy?

Many men have totally unrealistic expectations about their romantic value and feel deserving of a woman way out of their league. A woman that will be in your corner, provide you with a great sex life, and love you unconditionally is probably not going to fit the mass media image of a “perfect 10.”

I mean, if she is so perfect, what would she want with you anyway? Learn to stand on your own merit, and forget the idea that the woman you have on your arm somehow reflects on and makes you a better man. It doesn’t.

(3) You Make Stupid Conversation

No matter how many nice dates you take a woman on or how much you spend to impress, you can be counted on to mess it all up with stupid conversation. You turn women off completely with juvenile sexual comments. What are you, 12?

Your idea of flirting is an overt sexual invitation. Your attempts at humor are insulting put downs, usually making the female gender the brunt of the joke. Your conversation is peppered with inappropriate one-liners.

If you ever took the time to notice anything about other people, you’d see you are the only one laughing. Big dummy!

Your attempt to “get to know her” has you asking questions that focus on her body, underwear, sexual history or your lack of a sex life (like somebody cares!)

Grow up!

When you behave like a mature man you will be able to attract a mature woman into your bed.

(4) You’re a Bitter, Angry Misogynist

Everyone past the age of 20 has experienced a broken heart; your hurt is no more important or special than anyone else’s. The new women in your life don’t care to hear about your stalker ex-girlfriend, how you got cheated on, how your ex won’t let you see your child, how confused you are about why she left you at the altar, etc.

No one cares. Really.

The new woman does not want to be compared to the women of your past, even if we come out on top. We don’t want to hear your theories about what “all women” do or think.  Neither do we wish to be accused of negative behavior because of what some other woman did or said to you.

Walking on eggshells is boring.

You can either live in the past and wallow in your pain and self-pity, or live in the here and now and enjoy an active, positive, happy sex life. You pick.

(5) You’re a Cheap, Stingy Ass or Broke Man

If you can’t afford to take a woman out on a date, stay your butt at home – by yourself. Dating doesn’t have to be horribly expensive, but a gentleman should NEVER ask a woman where she wants to go then balk at the cost.

Instead of leaving it to her and risking looking like a cheapskate, suggest a place, entertainment or event that is comfortably within your budget.

Asking a woman out for lunch then pulling out a 2-for-1 discount coupon is tacky. Picking up the bill as you tell her “your half is $XX.00″ is uncouth.

Smart women know a man stingy and cheap with a few dollars will tend to be stingy with his heart. And she won’t stick around long enough for you to even get to first base.

By Deborrah Cooper



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  • Sam

    It’s all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!

  • Sam

    It’s all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!

  • Gopinathan

    That was great information even for a man of my age. Most of it is true.But then women are
    complex creatures and more emotional,sentimental and less physically emotional unless
    tuned to the required frequency.

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